We came in peace no more than 15 years ago. At first, we were confused about you humans. We didn’t know why you used telephones and companies that called themselves American Online to connect to the World Wide Web.
After more research, we learned that you stopped using telephones and American Online and started using long cables that sound like the word Internet but call themselves Ethernet. We saw progress but still you were missing the point.
After much debate, we decided to share our technology with you.
We have enabled our Wi-Fi globally to thousands of households, businesses, and venue’s that offer Internet access over a wireless LAN which we generally like to call Hotspots.
Everyday we think about you. We are constantly learning about your species interaction with the Internets and access there of, so we we came up with a plan.
We want you to have Internet access anywhere at anytime. We wanted to do this in the past, but our leader was too fraile and old to make a decision that could potential blow humans minds.
Last year, when P.J. Nudo put Peter Anthony Nudo in charge as president of Innoware Technologies, he was unaware that Peter’s first order of business would be creating this technology. It was.
After a year of beta-testing, critique, and flawless manufacturing, we present you with the 4G Plan.
With our 4G Plan underway, came an idea that changed Innoware as you knew it, to how you know it.
His name is Woahbot (woah•bot) and he is a satellite that circulates earth creating and sending signals from space back to earth assuring no human under Innoware's 4G Plan is without Internet access.
